Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Event Planning A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Event Planning
If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Event Planning "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Event Planning
The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Event Planning "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Event Planning
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Event Planning To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Event Planning
Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Event Planning If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Event Planning
"I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Event Planning You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Event Planning
I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Event Planning Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Event Planning
The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Event Planning The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Event Planning
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Event Planning I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Event Planning
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Event Planning The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Event Planning
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Event Planning "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Event Planning
