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Aquadet Sales - Manufacturers and contract packers of detergents, disinfectants, machine dishwash liquids, hard surface cleaners and other janitorial, cleaning and catering chemicals. Product overviews and contact information.
Montana Bakery - Supplying sandwich manufacturers, retailers and airlines with a range of bakery products. Overview of the range available, with contact information.
Mailing House - Mail and distribution services. Company details and contact information.
The Nail Studio - Presentation of services including prices, creative designs, product details and contact number.
Colnbrook Amateur Stage Theatre - Amateur theatre group staging three productions a year, mainly musicals. Forthcoming shows, meetings and membership contact.
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(Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) What's another word for "Thesaurus?" -- Steven Wright Colnbrook The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning it. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing. -- Bernard Baruch I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it. -- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist. -- Epicurus "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Colnbrook When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen. -- Ernest Hemingway Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. -- Lewis Grizzard When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want, and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion. -- Fred Astaire Colnbrook Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. -- Katharine Hepburn I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. -- B. F. Skinner Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. -- George Bernard Shaw Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. -- Wernher von Braun Colnbrook "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson The cynics are right nine times out of ten. - Henry Louis Mencken Colnbrook "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Politics have no relation to morals. -- Niccolo Machiavelli "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart. -- Fred Allen "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Colnbrook Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. -- H. Jackson Brown Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Colnbrook If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. -- Gloria Steinem A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. -- John Ciardi A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently. -- St. Augustine "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Colnbrook Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend." -- Anonymous You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way. -- Will Rogers I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and "cheap"? -- Phyllis Diller Colnbrook "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -- Crow Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius. -- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'. - Friedrich Nietzsche "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Colnbrook All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. -- Edgar Allan Poe "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly. -- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Colnbrook Hell is a half-filled auditorium. - Robert Frost "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being. -- Benjamin Disraeli "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Colnbrook "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower." "Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!" -- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. -- Oscar Wilde You cannot create experience. You must undergo it. -- Albert Camus Colnbrook I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . . grand Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. -- Shane Leslie Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Colnbrook The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan What's new? Most of my wife. Colnbrook "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he. -- Proverbs 23:7 Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. -- Salvador Dali "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) Colnbrook Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. -- H. L. Mencken "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Colnbrook "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart. -- Henry Wadsworth Lo Love is a fire. 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