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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
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The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
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Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
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-- Calvin Trillin This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
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