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Berks On Bikes Mountain Bike Club - Organise regular weekly rides, weekend trips and socials. Newsletter, photo gallery and clothing for sale.
Crowthorne Info - Comprehensive guide to the local community, events, things to do and message boards.
Transport Research Laboratory - Centre of research into all aspects of transport safety. News, environmental research and impacts, international aid, and projects.
Crowthorne Guide - Run by Crowthorne Residents Association, contains listing for clubs, events and services.
Crowthorne Archers - Primarily a target archery club. News and club information.
Roman Ride Lodge - Information about the facilities and tariff at this hotel.
Wellington College - Independent boarding school.
Broadmoor Primary School - Catering for 4 to 11 year olds, and Crowthorne Parish Nursery, for 3 and 4 year olds. General information, diary and gallery.
"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that remains fa The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer to that would be "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Crowthorne "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. -- Oscar Wilde "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Crowthorne Youth is wasted on the young. -- George Bernard Shaw Why yes -- a bulletproof vest. -- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. -- H. L. Mencken I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm. -- Calvin Coolidge Crowthorne Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals. -- Cynthia Heimel "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Crowthorne A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. -- Lana Turner "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right. -- Jerry Garcia Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment. -- Ralph Mars A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow. -- Charles Brower Crowthorne Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. -- Billy Sunday He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech. -- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his campaign pledge that there would be It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw Crowthorne When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it. -- Anatole France Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. -- Mae West Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. -- Michael Leunig Crowthorne The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity. -- Helen Hayes In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent... -- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported in a contemporary "American Scholar" It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. -- Henry James Crowthorne "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as children. -- Libby Gelman-Waxner Crowthorne There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find." -- Robert Flaherty "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone Crowthorne Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories. -- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. -- Samuel Johnson A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. -- Walter Winchell Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy. -- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Crowthorne "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Genius is an African who dreams up snow. -- Vladimir Nabokov My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me! -- Henry Ford Crowthorne "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. -- George Bernard Shaw Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. -- Mother Teresa They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go. -- Anonymous If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Crowthorne There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon. -- Giraudoux As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. -- Abraham Lincoln Ninety percent of the game is half mental. -- Yogi Berra Crowthorne "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust. -- Grover Cleveland Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -- Mark Twain A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. Robert Frost (1874-1963) Crowthorne The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it. - John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. -- Judith Viorst Crowthorne This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. -- Richard Braunstein Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude. -- Oscar Wilde Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Crowthorne Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God. -- Herbert Westren Turnbull It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men. -- Mae West A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there. -- Agnes Repplier Crowthorne "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives. -- John Stuart Mill The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. -- Albert Einstein "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality and Crowthorne America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole. -- Bobcat Goldthwait Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. -- Clive James The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask th Crowthorne "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz We never live; we are always in the expectation of living. -- Voltaire Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently. -- Chinese Proverb Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it. -- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Crowthorne Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted to Politics have no relation to morals. -- Niccolo Machiavelli "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Crowthorne
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