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-- George Santayana He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Datchet >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
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-- General Douglas MacArthur Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
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For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
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-- John Greenleaf Whittier This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
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-- Joseph Addison Datchet "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
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You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
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-- Frank Zappa "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Datchet "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
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Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
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-- Edward P. Tryon I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
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-- Herman Melville Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Datchet Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Datchet
"I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
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-- Bertrand Russell "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Datchet If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Datchet
Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Man and wife make one fool. Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Datchet I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
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-- Robert Orben He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Datchet
It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
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-- Giraudoux If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Datchet Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
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-- Clarence Darrow "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
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-- Robert Graves Datchet
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Datchet What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Datchet
Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Datchet blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Tear open packet, unfold and use.
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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Datchet There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
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