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The Berkshire Young Musicians Trust - An educational institution providing music tuition to about 10,000 students across the county. Curriculum and tuition information, details of orchestras, choirs and calendar.
West Berkshire Training Consortium - Provides training for a range of Modern Apprenticeship Programmes and supplies commercial training to employers.
Jon Woodhouse, Music & Wind Instrument Teacher - A professional musical instrument teacher, teaching music, saxophone, clarinet and flute.Contact details and downloadable audio files.
Herries Perparatory School - Independent school for children aged 3-11, based in the former home of Kenneth Grahame. Information about the nursery, junior and senior school, including dates and photographs. Located in Cookham Dean.
Theale Green Community School - Secondary education for students aged 11 to 18. Prospectus, slide show, and information for parents and pupils. Located in Theale.
Jubilee Day Nursery. - Child care for children from 3 months to 5 years old. Prospectus and contact information. Located in Padworth Common.
Bray Pre-School - Pre school education from two and a half years to school age. Includes aims and key staff profiles.
Barkham Pre-School - Provides facilities for 3 to 5 years olds. Details of curriculum, fees and events.
Private Maths Tuition - GCSE and 'A' level maths tution in the Berskhire area by an experienced and professional teacher.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. -- Cher Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. -- Igor Stravinsky Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind. -- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Education Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the moment. -- Robert Benchley Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously. -- Nicholas Murray Butler Education I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson Education A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. -- Fred Allen "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Education I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was doing spying. -- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. -- Alphonse Allais In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. -- Albert Einstein How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it. -- Alexandre Dumas fils My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Education A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. -- Michael Winner The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. - definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. -- Salvador Dali Education I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit To be able to say how much love, is love but little. -- Petrarch NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Education This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes time to get a dance right, to create something memorable. -- Fred Astaire A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one. -- Mae West "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Education Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. -- John Von Neuman blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Hell is a half-filled auditorium. - Robert Frost We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction. - General Douglas MacArthur "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Education Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it. -- Nick Mirov The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. -- Roger Simon your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Education "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer. -- Anon. "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Education America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization. -- George Clemenceau You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency. -- W. Somerset Maugham Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do. -- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Education The greatest homage to truth is to use it. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Hell is paved with good samaritans. -- William M. Holden If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders. -- Hal Abelson We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it. -- Woodrow Wyatt Education He who laughs last didn't get it. -- Helen Giangregorio Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. -- James Matthew Barrie The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. -- Winston Churchill Education When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. -- Abraham Lincoln A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there. -- Agnes Repplier "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Education Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can. -- Danny Kaye What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -- Crowf Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it. -- Alvin Toffler Education "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Education Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm. -- John F. Kennedy I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?" -- Jay Leno In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. -- H. L. Mencken Education "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Trust, but verify. -- Ronald Reagan Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. -- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Education I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying! -- Woody Allen Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. -- Anonymous "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Education If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who, doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a machi I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five isn't bad. -- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. -- Anton Chekhov Education "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition. -- Jacques Barzun Education
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