Eton - Site is run by Eton Traders' Association, and includes a plan of the high street, historical information, and information about the businesses and shops in the town.
The Art Connection Eton - Gallery which specialises in landscape oil paintings and sculpture.
Eton Dolls House - Shop specialising in dolls, teddies and dolls' houses.
Xpansions International - Software house who produce Customer Relationship Management software.
Erhardt & Warnell - Licensed Conveyancers and Commissioners for Oaths.
Arundel - Specialising in residential letting and property management in the Berkshire and Buckinghamshire areas.
Thames Valley Child Support Service - For children and young people who are experiencing the effects of their parents' separation or divorce.
The Windsor and Eton Society - An organisation that aims to enlarge the social and cultural life of the two towns, and to maintain and enhance their environment. Committee, history, programme, projects, newsletters.
"As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Eton "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Eton
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Eton "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Eton
If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Eton blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Eton
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Eton If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Eton
"As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Eton Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Eton
"In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Eton "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Eton
When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Eton There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Eton
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Eton "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Eton
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Eton To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Eton
"A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Eton "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Eton
"Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan Eton In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Eton
