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Newbury Show - Newbury Agricultural Show Organised by Newbury District Agricultural Society. With details of the Newbury Show, the Newbury Summer Show and the annual ploughing match.
Newbury and Cookham Golf Club - Entry in Golftoday's golf course directory.
Newbury Rugby Football Club - Club facilities, fixtures, results, tables, match reports, and squad details.
Hot Shots Paintball - Includes information, location, rates and contact details. Newbury.
Newbury Jiu Jitsu Club - Class schedule, FAQs, location, forum and news.
Newbury District Swimming Club - Offers information for new and existing members, including events diary, meet reports and results, club rankings and records. The club takes all levels from beginners, through competitive swimmers to Masters and fitness swimmers.
Newbury Racecourse - Venue for horse racing, conference and private function. Information on races, events and corporate activities.
Falkland Cricket Club - Club news, history, stats, fixtures and results.
The Crafty Craft Race - Annual raft race organised by Newbury Round Table for charity. Details of entry, the event and winners.
FlyMagic - Provide helicopter pleasure flights and helicopter flight simulator. Offering includes gift vouchers. FAQ section and video demo.
Hot Shots Paintball Games - The venue is located between the villages of Upper Bucklebury and Cold Ash, just off the A4 north of Thatcham, close to Newbury. FAQ section, prices and contact page.
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. -- Buddha Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter. -- Cecilia Egan If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue. -- Samuel Butler I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks should always be the same color * Or they should at least both be fairly dark -- Dave Barry Recreation and Sports You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot. -- Elayne Boosler Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Recreation and Sports Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress. -- Gandhi I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. -- Thomas Edison Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C The nourishment is palatable. -- Millard Fillmore, dying words Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. -- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Victor Borge Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. -- George Saunders - last words Recreation and Sports "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence. -- Robert Frost Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen. -- Richard Rosen What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is plurality, death is uniformity. -- Octavio Paz Recreation and Sports If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Recreation and Sports A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. -- H. L. Mencken Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. -- Anonymous When you're away, I'm restless, lonely Wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you are here. -- Samuel Hoffenstein "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. -- Roger Simon Recreation and Sports The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. -- Brendon Behan He who laughs, lasts. -- Mary Pettibone Poole Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Victor Borge Recreation and Sports Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart. -- Henry Wadsworth Lo The gods too are fond of a joke. -- Aristotle Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them. -- Sydney Smith There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't. -- Seen on a bumper sticker Recreation and Sports blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of the workmanship. -- John Renmerde Thomas Jefferson--still surv... -- John Adams, dying words Recreation and Sports "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education without natural ability. Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The cynics are right nine times out of ten. - Henry Louis Mencken You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. -- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Recreation and Sports Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. -- Winston Churchill Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one thing. -- Abraham Lincoln Tear open packet, unfold and use. -- Directions on moist towelette package Recreation and Sports There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. -- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball. -- Deborah Tan How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Recreation and Sports Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought. -- Robert Browning All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. -- Edgar Allan Poe To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture. -- Anatole France Recreation and Sports Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree. -- Oscar Wilde To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live. -- H "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Recreation and Sports Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. -- H. Jackson Brown The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. -- Jackie Gleason Recreation and Sports The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. -- Lou Holtz Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. -- Samuel Johnson "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Gustav Jung Recreation and Sports We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long per Recreation and Sports "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. -- Douglas Adams May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in freedom. -- Albert Einstein Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous. -- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Recreation and Sports If you can't convince them, confuse them. -- Harry S. Truman "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Recreation and Sports "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin. -- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. -- Oscar Wilde Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.' -- Bierce, A Recreation and Sports "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently. -- Chinese Proverb Recreation and Sports
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