Reading Mental Health Resource Centre - Innovative service for people with mental health problems who live or work in Reading, with opportunities for work and a place to socialise.
The Florey Unit - Located at Royal Berks Hospital, specialises in all aspects of sexual health. Provide discreet, free and confidential advice, information and treatment. Includes details of the services and general advice.
The Rosedale Clinic - Offers a large range of alternative therapies including acupuncture, homoeopathy and bioresonance.
Flora Dowling - Acupuncture practise at The College of Integrated Chinese Medicine. Includes articles on the effectiveness of the treatment.
Life Times - Details of talks and workshops on personal development and the healing arts.
M.C. Nijssen - State registered chiropodist. Surgery information and common ailments overview.
Young Women Expecting Babies - Y-WEB offers free antenatal classes for young women, their partners and/or supporters.
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
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- Honore de Balzac Health It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Health
I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
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-- Satchel Paige Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Health
Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Health Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Health
"An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
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-- Fred Allen Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Health Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Health
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
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terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Health
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Health A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Health
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Health By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Health
"There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Health We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Health
"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Health Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Health
Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Health If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Health
It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Health "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt Health
