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"For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Education "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Education
"Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Education Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Education
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Education Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Education
If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Education The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Education
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Education I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Education
Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Education
"Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Education When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Education
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash What's new? Most of my wife. "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Education When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Education
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Education A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Education
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Education The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Education
Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Education Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education
