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Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Recreation and Sports "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Recreation and Sports
"Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Recreation and Sports I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Recreation and Sports
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Recreation and Sports "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Recreation and Sports
"Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Recreation and Sports You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
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We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Recreation and Sports When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Recreation and Sports
"As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
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bre I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Recreation and Sports Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Recreation and Sports
"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Use your own best judgment at all times.
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-- Seen on a t-shirt Recreation and Sports "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Recreation and Sports
My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Recreation and Sports Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Recreation and Sports
The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Recreation and Sports "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Recreation and Sports
Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Recreation and Sports A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Recreation and Sports
"I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Recreation and Sports Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) He who laughs, lasts.
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