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Brightstart Day Nursery - Nursery School for children aged 3 months to 5 years old. Contact details and map.
Theale Tennis Club - Information about this club including members list, meeting details, and photo album.
Theale Water Ski Club - Information on club history and membership.
The Old Lamb Hotel - Hotel and restaurant dating back to 1487. Tariff and photographs.
Ha Ha Bar and Canteen - Chain of bar/eateries throughout the country. Features company profile, employment opportunities, drinks and menu information and outlet finder.
Theale Fun Run - Run annually on the Saturday of the August Bank Holiday as part of the part of the Theale Horticultural show and Lions Club Fun Day.
Angles Of Art Ltd - Specialise in hand finished bespoke picture framing. Also stock original paintings, a selection of prints.
Blue Cobra - Thai and Bengali cuisine. Includes online takeaway ordering and reservations.
The Englefield Estate - Traditional agricultural estate with modern enterprise. Information on the history of the house, conference facilities, gardens, farm and forestry.
Theale Fireplaces (Rdg) Ltd - Specialises in the design and manufacture of fireplaces and surrounds in wood, marble, granite, slate and stone. Extensive showroom and workshop near Reading.
Theale Area Bird Conservation Group - Dedicated to the habitat conservation of a gravel pits complex south of Reading. Area guide, conservation news, recent sightings, photographs, species lists, and information about the group.
Four Paw Solutions - Offers one-to-one dog training and behaviour counselling.
Paine Accountants Ltd - Chartered accountants. News, details of company and services.
Hichrom Ltd. - Manufacturer of HPLC columns. Distributors of laboratory accessories as part of a world wide network. Online catalogue and ordering.
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. -- Albert Einstein "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in. -- Benjamin Franklin Imitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred Allen Theale If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." 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Gamble, Escape, short story Theale The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. -- Winston Churchill There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the outward behavior. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse! -- Calvin Theale I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals... -- G. K. Chesterton We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H. L. Mencken Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?" -- Jay Leno I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up. -- Tom Lehrer Theale I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. -- Richard Nixon, U.S. President It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be cr "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Theale I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking. -- Katherine Cebrian Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. -- Herbert Hoover Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. -- B.F. Skinner There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true. -- Neils Bohr The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate men. -- Henry B. Adams Theale "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth. -- Peter Ustinov "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Theale "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. -- Helen Rowland Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M. C. Reed Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead. -- James Thurber "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Theale Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. -- Anonymous An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for love is measured by fullness, not by reception. -- Harold Loukes If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters. -- Abigail Van Buren Theale Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together. -- Joan Thompson A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. -Robert Frost (1874-1963) Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. -- Mark Twain The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible. - A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of Theale Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life. -- Joseph Addison I shall return. -- General Douglas MacArthur Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it. -- Gandhi Theale blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it. -- Colin Powell We never live; we are always in the expectation of living. -- Voltaire Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea. -- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. -- Albert Einstein Theale "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Assassins! -- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment. -- Voltaire Theale Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the face of this earth. -- Albert Einstein When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and discipline. -- Michel de Montaigne Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think. -- Anon. A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -- Edward Abbey Theale "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. -- Horace Walpole Theale "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you. -- Adlai Stevenson It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. -- Gore Vidal History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. -- Winston Churchill What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? -- Woody Allen Theale Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence. -- Essie Summers "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Theale A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. -Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. -- John Heisman Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they die earlier. -- H. L. Mencken "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Theale "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Every child is born a genius. -- R. Buckminster Fuller I would have made a good Pope. -- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Theale I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. -- Jane Austen All you need is love. -- The Beatles, song title "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword. -- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Theale "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise. -- George Santayana Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning. -- Benjamin Disraeli Theale
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