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More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Transport Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Transport
It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Transport Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
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Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Transport I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transport
"Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Transport Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Transport
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S Transport A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Transport
Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Transport Man and wife make one fool. I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Transport
CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Transport Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Transport
Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Transport Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Transport
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 My other wife is beautiful. You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Transport "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Transport
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Transport I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard Transport
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Transport A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Transport
