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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Business and Economy The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
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- Frank Lloyd Wright Business and Economy
"In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Business and Economy I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Business and Economy
A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
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-- Anonymous Business and Economy Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Business and Economy
Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Business and Economy No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Business and Economy
The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Business and Economy The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Business and Economy
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Business and Economy May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Business and Economy
Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Business and Economy In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Business and Economy
The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Business and Economy "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Business and Economy
"Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Business and Economy Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Business and Economy
We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business and Economy The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Business and Economy
"Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Business and Economy "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
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