This is Windsor - Town guide run by the Windsor Observer newspaper.
Royal Windsor - A guide to Windsor, home of the world's largest inhabited castle.
Windsor Safari Park - Remembers the former attraction which closed down in 1992.
WindsorOnline - Searchable guide of local pubs, clubs, what's on, plus where to eat and sleep.
"I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Windsor The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Windsor
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Windsor My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Windsor
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Windsor "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Windsor
"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Windsor "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Windsor
"I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Windsor A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison Windsor
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Windsor "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Windsor
I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Windsor Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Windsor
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Windsor "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Windsor
There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Windsor "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Windsor
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Windsor The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Windsor
"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Windsor There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Windsor
