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-- Richard P. Adler "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Health Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Health
The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Health "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Health
I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Health If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Health
Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Health Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Health
"A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Health The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Health
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be Health Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Health
Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Health "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Health
Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Health Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Health
There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Health blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Health
"Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Health blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Health
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Health We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier Health
