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In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Transport He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Transport
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Transport Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Transport
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Transport "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Transport
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Transport "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos Transport
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Transport If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Transport
"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Transport "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Transport
There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Transport Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Transport
They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous Transport We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Transport
True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Transport Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Transport
"Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Transport Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Transport
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Transport Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Transport
