The Royal Residences, Frogmore House - History and visiting times to Frogmore House, Gardens and Mausoleum in the private Home Park of Windsor Castle.
The Royal Residences: Windsor Castle - History and opening times for Windsor Castle, official residence of The Queen and the largest occupied castle in the world.
Dorney Court - Early Tudor manor house open to the public. Details of private tours, corporate entertaining, outdoor events, filming, pick your own and plant centre.
Windsor Soup - Wacky tongue in cheek alternative website which includes jokes and funny facts about the royal town.
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Travel and Tourism May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
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I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Travel and Tourism Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Travel and Tourism
They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Travel and Tourism The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Travel and Tourism
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 Travel and Tourism "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Travel and Tourism
"Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Travel and Tourism
Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Travel and Tourism "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Travel and Tourism
"Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Travel and Tourism All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Travel and Tourism
"Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Travel and Tourism "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Travel and Tourism
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Travel and Tourism "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Travel and Tourism
"A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Travel and Tourism Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
"People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Travel and Tourism
