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"Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
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- Henry Louis Mencken "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
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Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
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-- Epicurus Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Winnersh Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Winnersh
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
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tha Winnersh Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Winnersh
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
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-- Woody Allen There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
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-- Martin Luther "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
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-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Winnersh If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Winnersh
I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
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-- Abbie M. Dale If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Winnersh Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
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Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
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-- Libbie Fudim Winnersh Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
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-- Phyllis McGinley Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Winnersh
The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Winnersh If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
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-- Anonymous A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Winnersh
I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
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-- George Bird Evans Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Winnersh The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Winnersh
Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Winnersh Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Winnersh
"No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Winnersh The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Winnersh
"The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Winnersh "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
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