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Circus Scene - Jugglers, stiltwalkers, entertainers and clowns for fairs, festivals and parties for children and adults. Information and enquiry form.

OBJ Border Morris - Mixed Morris side loosely following the Border tradition. Programme of events, booking and membership information.

Wokingham Theatre - Local theatre supported entirely by its members. Includes production schedule, ticket booking and membership details.

Wokingham District Arts Council (WDAC) - Promoting arts in the district. Describes its activities, grant applications and photo archive.

Scrumptious House - Children's theatre and children's parties. Booking and contact details.

Wokingham Libraries - Includes opening hours and details of resources available.

Ceramic Paws - Studio for painting ceramics. Details of facilities and services.

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