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"A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Education The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Education
Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Education Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Education
You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Education The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Education
"Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison Education None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Education
"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Education The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Education
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Education Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Education
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Education One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Education
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Education Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Education
The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Education If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain Education
blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Education We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education
"I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Education "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Education
