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Andy James Roadshow - Mobile disco specialising in weddings and corporate functions: photos, customer comments and contact details.
The Bristol Society of Magic - News, member profiles, links, history, diary, message forum from local association of professional and amateur magicians.
Tricky Nicky Entertainment - Children's parties, weddings and promotional events from experienced entertainer: contact details and advice.
Brown, Derren - Comprehensive unofficial site for local mental illusionist: articles, biography, images, sound, links and contact information.
Preager, Paul - Close up magician, description of skilla and contact details.
Brown, Derren - Official site of local illusionist; news, reviews, performance dates, products, galleries, contact details.
Towers, Ian - Entertainer and musician available for hire for wedding receptions, birthday parties, anniversaries or corporate affairs. Includes audio demos, musical styles and events.
James, Rob - Professional close-up/table magician. References and client list.
Urban Impact - Provides staff for entertainment and promotional purposes, including dancers and performers, plus a public dance school. Includes artist portfolio. [requires Flash]
Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt. -- Jose Ortega y Gasset A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. -Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious. -- Oscar Wilde For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect. -- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Entertainers I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand... -- Peter Oakley The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. -- Thomas Jefferson "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Entertainers "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby. -- Nigerian Proverb Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully ignorant. --John Simon He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose -- Jim Elliott Entertainers If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers? -- Calvin Trillin Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. -- Anton Chekhov Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Entertainers "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. -- Shirley Temple Black I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and "cheap"? -- Phyllis Diller Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Entertainers They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--- -- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Entertainers "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get. -- John Watson, University of Canterbury The mistakes are all waiting to be made. - chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Entertainers They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits. -- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the House Bank scandal When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. -- Helen Keller "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Entertainers The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all. -- Anonymous Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. -- Igor Stravinsky A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. Harry S. Truman Entertainers The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence either way. -- Bertrand Russell Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven. -- P. J "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Entertainers Work expands to fill the time available. -- PARKINSON'S LAW It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult. -- Seneca It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men. -- Mae West Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. -- Roger Babson How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it. -- Alexandre Dumas fils Entertainers "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Work is the curse of the drinking class. -- Oscar Wilde Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks Entertainers "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) He that would have the fruit must climb the tree. -- Thomas Fuller, M.D. "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks Entertainers A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. -- George Benard Shaw Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin... -- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Entertainers I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. -- Mark Twain I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. -- Virginia Woolf I don't feel good. -- Luther Burbank, dying words There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon. -- Giraudoux Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov Entertainers This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. -- Horace Walpole Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount. -- Clare Boothe Luce Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that remains fa Entertainers If we don't change the direction we are going, We are likely to end up where we are heading. -- Chinese saying Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is something everybody believes, except the person who made it. -- Albert Einstein, attributed Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. -- Judith Viorst You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality. -- Hermann Weyl Entertainers Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle. -- Marianne Williamson Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in. -- Benjamin Franklin Entertainers "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently. -- Chinese Proverb Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor We are the echo of the future. -- W. S. Merwin The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. -- Aldous Huxley Entertainers "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail? -- Robert Schuller blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Entertainers During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. -- Soren Kierkegaard A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is something everybody believes, except the person who made it. -- Albert Einstein, attributed If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? -- Harry Shearer The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce intelligence. -- Philo Vance "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Entertainers A really busy person never knows how much he weighs. -- Ed Howe "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. -- George Bernard Shaw Entertainers
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