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-- Pablo Picasso, dying words "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
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-- Miriam Robbins Public Utilities The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Public Utilities
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
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-- Baskins The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
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-- Iris Murdoch Public Utilities A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
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-- Elbert Hubbard Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
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If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Public Utilities The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Public Utilities
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Public Utilities Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
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-- Mike Adams Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
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-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Public Utilities
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Public Utilities Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
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To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Public Utilities You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Public Utilities
"Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Public Utilities Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Public Utilities
Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
Public Utilities The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Public Utilities
"To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow Public Utilities I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Public Utilities
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Public Utilities Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Public Utilities
