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Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain Colleges and Universities Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Colleges and Universities
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Colleges and Universities The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Colleges and Universities
"There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Colleges and Universities When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Colleges and Universities
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Colleges and Universities Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
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He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Colleges and Universities "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Colleges and Universities
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Colleges and Universities Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Colleges and Universities
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Colleges and Universities Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn Colleges and Universities
A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Colleges and Universities I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Colleges and Universities
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Colleges and Universities You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Colleges and Universities
Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl Colleges and Universities Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Colleges and Universities
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Colleges and Universities It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
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-- Guy Almes Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Colleges and Universities
