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The English Language Centre - British Council accredited school: course information, FAQ, fees, enrolment details and location.
The English Language Institute - Description, courses, contact details and location of establishment in Stoke Bishop.
Language and Music for Life - International summer music and language courses: programme in Czech, English, Russian, Japanese, French, Italian, Spanish, Polish, Portuguese; contact details and mailing list.
OISE Bristol - English language courses for adults (aged 17 and over) in Clifton: profile, courses, lesson plans, booking form and location information.
The Language Project - Details of English courses, teacher training, foreign languages, online exercises and contact details.
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(Nikos Kazantzakis) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. -- Albert Einstein Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in freedom. -- Albert Einstein Language Schools All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. - Ambrose Bierce Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M. C. Reed Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror. -- Byrd Baggett "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. -- Henry James Language Schools I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -- David Bissonette Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda cross-dressed as science. -- Linda Bowles, political columnist "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Language Schools The society of women is the element of good manners. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it. - John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend. -- Walter Savage Landor Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by definition, is unassailable. -- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Language Schools Do or do not. There is no try. -- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Language Schools "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is also the m Character is what you are in the dark. -- Dwight L. Moody It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates the If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. -- Steven Wright Language Schools I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. -- Shirley Temple Black Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. -- James Matthew Barrie "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Language Schools "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent. -- Anatole France There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. -- Albert Einstein Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. -- Anonymous Language Schools If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust. -- Grover Cleveland "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Language Schools There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. -- Will Rogers History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. -- Napoleon Bonaparte Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Mistakes are the portals of discovery. -- James Joyce Language Schools "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Language Schools There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never were, and ask why not? -- Robert Francis Kennedy Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. -- Helen Keller "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have people all "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Language Schools Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. -- Samuel Johnson If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us. -- Francis Bacon Whatever you are, be a good one. -- Abraham Lincoln Language Schools I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat. -- Rebecca West, Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. -- Brian Pickrell "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Language Schools Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning. -- Benjamin Disraeli You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try. -- Beverly Sills "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Language Schools Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) D I am not young enough to know everything. -- Oscar Wilde The more I know about people, the better I like my dog. -- Mark Twain I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. - Bill Hirst It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. -- Jane Austen Language Schools I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject, when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron scumbags dev Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask is a chance." -- Anon. Language Schools I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat. -- Rebecca West, Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world. -- George Bernard Shaw We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart. -- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes. -- Brendan Hills Language Schools "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in. -- Benjamin Franklin The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. -- Anonymous Language Schools
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