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When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Radio They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Radio
What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Radio A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Radio
"What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Radio There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Radio
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Radio Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Radio
Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Radio Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Radio
The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Radio "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Radio
"I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Radio "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Radio
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Radio It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Radio
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Radio "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Radio
"I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Radio Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Radio
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Radio Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Radio
