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Bristol United WFC - Local women's team: news, fixtures, results, forum, photo gallery.

Bristol Soccerworld - Local football information service: results, links, contact information.

University of Bristol Women's Football Club - Honours, squad, photos, results, tables, alumni reunion reports, contact details for team playing in BUSA Southern Premiership and the Gloucestershire County Division 1.

New Life Football Team - Bristol Churches league club: fixtures, results, and email contact.

Bristol and West Ladies FC - Fixtures, results, history, stats, gallery, club forum for team playing in the Gloucestershire County Women's League

Avon Youth League - Covering the former county area: committee, child protection information, results, fixtures.

Shirehampton Colts AFC - Junior club: news, fixtures, results, reports, honours, pictures, locations.

Bristol City Ability Football Club - Multi disabled football club. Fixtures, match reports, league tables and photographs.

Goalbound Southwest - Offers F.A. qualified coaching clubs at schools in and around Bristol, plus football tours of stadiums.

Clevedon Town Junior Football Club - Members of the Woospring Leagues. Teams and club details, scores, reports, and directions.

Warmley Rangers - Officers, tournaments, teams, notice board, photographs, and links.

Bristol Churches FA - Fixtures, results, administration, contacts, and links.

Shortway Hotshots - The official site with fixtures, results, and squad details.

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(Ralph Waldo Emerson) I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul. -- Jean Cocteau In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that th Football Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. -- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. -- George Bernard Shaw The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. -- Anonymous Football The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce intelligence. -- Philo Vance Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind. -- James Graham My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional convi The more I know about people, the better I like my dog. -- Mark Twain What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours. -- Woody Allen Football Love is friendship set on fire. - Jeremy Taylor Work is the curse of the drinking class. -- Oscar Wilde If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. -- Kingsley Amis Football "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. -- Jeff Raskin "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Thought is action in rehearsal. -- Sigmund Freud Football My other wife is beautiful. We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen. -- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced. -- James Baldwin Football Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the commun Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. -- Aldous Huxley If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. -- Virginia Woolf Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Football "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first. -- Anonymous "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Football It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off! -- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just satisfying my curiosity. --Malcolm X "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Football "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. -- Horace Walpole To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. -- Lao Tzu Football Anything too stupid to be said, is sung. -- Voltaire Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. -- Sigmund Freud I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and "cheap"? -- Phyllis Diller Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. -- Robert Orben "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. 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