Cycle West - Aims to work with employers on making their premises more cycle friendly, provide a cyclists' information and advice service and encourage employees to cycle to work. Promotional events.
Sustrans - Locally based organisation promoting sustainable transport and the National Cycle Network. Details of campaigns, online shop, membership and support and maps of the cycle networks.
Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Cycling "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Cycling
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Cycling We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Cycling
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Cycling I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Cycling
To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Cycling When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Cycling
"If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Cycling "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Cycling
"I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Cycling "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Cycling
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Cycling "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Cycling
"If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Cycling Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Cycling
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Cycling If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Cycling
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Cycling Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Cycling
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Cycling The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Cycling
