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DJ Bob Davies - Offering six decades of music to choose from, for functions such as birthdays, weddings, anniversaries, seasonal, private and corporate parties. Phone or email for mobile disco operating in and around the county.
Development 4 Life - Offers hypnotherapy and psychotherapy to help depression, anxiety, stress, allergies, phobias, smoking, weight and other symptoms. Guest book, newsletter and contact for development workshops running in the area.
The Amersham Band - Details of the band and its activities, engagements, contests, history.
Seventh Day Adventist Amersham Church - Provides weekly services, lessons and contact details.
Amersham Photographic Society - Shows programme, membership details and officers, with online entry for competitions.
Portfolio Art Courses - Art course includes foundation art, design, montage, sketches, black and white and collage. Evening classes.
Golden Rolls Services - Wedding car hire offering Golden Rolls Royce, White Rolls Royce, Limousine and jaguar cars. Includes customer comments.
Bennett Illustration - Creations of Alex Bennett a specialist in childrens book illustration. Along with brief welcome message can be found a list of commisions, portfolio of creations and means of contact.
When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. -- Christopher Morley "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Amersham Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you. -- John-Paul Sartre There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse! -- Calvin Amersham There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. -- Oscar Wilde [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said. -- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. -- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century With the catching end the pleasures of the chase. -- Abraham Lincoln "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Amersham "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Who, being loved, is poor? -- Oscar Wilde Amersham Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives. -- John Stuart Mill I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks should always be the same color * Or they should at least both be fairly dark -- Dave Barry A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I don't know and I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand... -- Peter Oakley Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.' -- Bierce, A Amersham Only positive consequences encourage good future performances. -- Kenneth H. Blanchard The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . . grand Amersham "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not even talking about the programs). -- Nicholas Negroponte Where there is an unknowable there is a promise. -- Thornton Wilder "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Amersham Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword. -- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories. -- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Amersham "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it. -- Anon. Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts. -- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. -- Oscar Wilde The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving. -- Russell Green Amersham I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. -- Ed Bluestone Man and wife make one fool. Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Amersham Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. -- Anonymous The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely. -- T. S. Eliot The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. -- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Ambition is not a vice of little people. -- Michel de Montaigne "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Amersham There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's life "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball. -- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Amersham University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. -- Henry Kissinger 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time. -- inside of a Pepsi cap "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Amersham Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. -- Soren Kierkegaard If we don't change the direction we are going, We are likely to end up where we are heading. -- Chinese saying Amersham "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as children. -- Libby Gelman-Waxner Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. -- Isadora Duncan Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -- Oscar Wilde "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Amersham Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illumines it. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. -- André Maurois The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving. -- Russell Green Amersham There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. -- Albert Einstein The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. -- Quentin Crisp A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. -- Nanette Newman, British actress We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi Ninety percent of everything is crap. -- Theodore Sturgeon Amersham A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. -- John Ciardi Give the people not hell, but hope and courage. -- John Murray Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted. -- Albert Einstein Amersham Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage. -- Jean Anouilh "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) I don't feel good. -- Luther Burbank, dying words How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincoln "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Amersham "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. -- Seen on a bumper sticker The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. -- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Amersham He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H. H. Munro (Saki) "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it. -- Colin Powell "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Truth is more of a stranger than fiction. -- Mark Twain Amersham More than kisses, letters mingle souls. -- John Donne Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl. -- Mike Adams Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Amersham
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