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Aylesbury.Bucks.Net - Local business directory with visitor information and other local resources.
Aylesbury Vale NetIndex - A comprehensive guide to the area. Covering Aylesbury, Tring, Wendover, Thame, Princes Risborough, Buckingham, and Leighton Buzzard.
Aylesbury Angle - Local resource for events, flood warnings, cinema times, ads and train time information direct from the station.
Whitchurch Village Website - Local village community forum offering news, features, community information along with over 200 photos.
"Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. -- Tom Robbins Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana Aylesbury I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. -- English Professor, Ohio University Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers. -- William Penn "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Aylesbury Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full of grac "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men. -- Mae West "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Aylesbury Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. -- George Carlin Aylesbury The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences. -- Author Unknown "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones. -- Phillip Brooks I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it. - John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee. -- Anonymous Aylesbury Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail Godwin "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor. -- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Aylesbury The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters. -- Abigail Van Buren Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away. -- Mary Alice Messenger Laywers, I suppose, were children once. -- Charles Lamb Everything that can be invented has been invented. - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Aylesbury To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. Andre Gide "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Aylesbury I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball. -- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people. -- Gore Vidal Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history. -- George Bernard Shaw Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) D "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Aylesbury None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it. -- Herman Melville Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above weakness Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. -- Albert Einstein Aylesbury The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. -- Thomas Jefferson "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I worship the quicksand he walks in. - Art Buchwald We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. -- Wehrner von Braun Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. -- Paul Boese Aylesbury Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings. -- Anonymous If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us. -- Francis Bacon When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that. -- Bill Parcels, New Engla Aylesbury The society of women is the element of good manners. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house. -- Jean Ke I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was doing spying. -- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -- General George Patton And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perhaps inevitable. -- Garry Trudeau Aylesbury Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. -- John Weitz, American Designer I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Choose a wife by your ear than your eye. -- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Aylesbury "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. -- James Reston May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. -- Katharine Hepburn Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. -- Mark Twain Aylesbury "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. -- Anonymous "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Aylesbury The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. -- George Bernard Shaw Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. -- Virginia Woolf "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. -- Mary Roberts Rhinehart The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. -- Lou Holtz Aylesbury Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Gustav Jung Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow aint as bad as it seems. -- Billy Joel Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Aylesbury All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. -- Charlie Chaplin "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. -- Charlie Chaplin Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself. -- William Faulkner No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why. -- Mignon McLaughlin Aylesbury In the blithe days of honeymoon, With Kate's allurements smitten, I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon, And call'd her dearest kitten. But now my kitten's grown a cat, And cross like other wives. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. -- Abraham Lincoln "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Aylesbury All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost; -- J.R.R. Tolkein Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them. -- Orison Swett Marden We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes. -- Cybi It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out. -- Rick Radebaugh Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars -- Les Brown Aylesbury "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes The cynics are right nine times out of ten. - Henry Louis Mencken Aylesbury
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