Whitchurch Morris Men - Dancers from from the Vale of Aylesbury mainly focussing on the Cotswold Tradition. Information past and present and photos of the side can be found along with a list of events and means of contact.
Sirocco Ensemble - Wind quintet available to perform at concerts and functions. An introduction to the musicians, sample repertoire list and means of contact.
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