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British Wheelchair Sports Foundation - Updates on wheelchair and disabled sport in the UK, including sponsored events, history, Paralympic participation, and foundation news.

Tairyoku Shotokan Karate Club - Provides overview of Japanese martial arts, affiliation to the Karate Union of Great Britain, glossary, members login, discussion forum. Welcoming, novice to black belt, times and venue for classes with contact details and directions.

Maxwell Swimming Club - News, training schedule, meet reports and results, photographs, fixture list and gala team selection. [Requires Java; may not work in all browsers]

Stoke Mandeville Stadium - Managed on behalf of the British Wheelchair Association, the stadium provides facilities for leading disabled sportsmen and women. The centre features a swimming pool, athletics track, multi-sports courts, training studio, cafe, creche and accommodation.

Aylesbury Rugby Football Club - Includes news, match reports, player profiles, kit shop and club information. The club play in the South West 2 East League.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. -- W. C. Fields My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. -- Lenny Bruce I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. -- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. The covers of this book are too far apart. -- Ambrose Bierce Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. -- Albert Einstein Recreation and Sports "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or can die. -- Thomas Carlyle You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince. -- American Proverb "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty. -- Adair Lara Recreation and Sports A problem is a chance for you to do your best. -- Buke Ellington Cliches should be avoided like the plague. -- Anon. At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard the past. -- Maurice Maeterlink Recreation and Sports They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind. -- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Every flower must grow through dirt. -- Anonymous "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree. -- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. -- Confucius Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain Recreation and Sports It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they are not here to worship what is known, but to question it. -- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Calvin Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. -- George bernard Shaw "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Recreation and Sports When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton ...the fog is rising. -- Emily Dickinson, dying words In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced. -- Helen Rowland Recreation and Sports If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth I drink no more than a sponge. -- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. What's another word for "Thesaurus?" -- Steven Wright "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball. -- Deborah Tan Recreation and Sports Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. -- Alphonse Allais "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown! Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. -- General Omar Bradley Recreation and Sports Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice. -- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. -- Richard Bach Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Recreation and Sports ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since Give the people not hell, but hope and courage. -- John Murray "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Recreation and Sports When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree. -- William Blake Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. -- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it - Henry David Thoreau "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke Recreation and Sports Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't have done. -- Malcolm Forbes "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Recreation and Sports Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives. -- Louise Hay It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. -- Jane Austen In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are. -- Gamaliel Bradford What do you take me for, an idiot? - General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. -- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Recreation and Sports America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole. -- Bobcat Goldthwait No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living. -- Anon. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Recreation and Sports blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby. -- Nigerian Proverb An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions. -- Robert A. Humphrey "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -- Robert Benchley Recreation and Sports Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming. -- Guy Kawasaki It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. -- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk. -- Fran Lebowitz Recreation and Sports I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. -- Johann Sebastian Bach "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. - Saint Augustine Recreation and Sports The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain. -- Lord Byron A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. -- Sidney Goff When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. -- Wilson Mizner Recreation and Sports "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and shorts for the last four years? -- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Wit is educated insolence. - Aristotle Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Recreation and Sports The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. -- Oscar Wilde Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours. - Richard Bach My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. -- Vladimir Nabokov Recreation and Sports
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