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To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Transport Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Transport
The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Transport "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Transport
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Transport "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Transport
Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Transport The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Transport
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Transport Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Transport
Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Transport "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis Transport
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Transport When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Transport
LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Transport Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Transport
"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Transport Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Transport
If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Transport A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Transport
Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Transport Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball Transport
