Bekonscot - Details of the oldest model village in the world, with miniature houses, shops, fire station, race course, farms, zoo, marina and harbour, laid out in gardens. Also features the largest outdoor 'O' model railway in the country.
Binna Burra House - Family run bed and breakfast situated in quiet, tree-lined road. Includes photographs and prices.
Moniques Bed and Breakfast - Offers no smoking accommodation. Includes photographs of rooms, location and booking form.
Beaconsfield Chauffeur Cars - Family run company using a modern fleet of prestigious cars and experienced drivers.
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