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Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Recreation and Sports He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Recreation and Sports
Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Recreation and Sports "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Recreation and Sports
It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Recreation and Sports "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Recreation and Sports
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm Recreation and Sports The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Recreation and Sports
Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Recreation and Sports
Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Recreation and Sports Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Recreation and Sports
Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Recreation and Sports Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Recreation and Sports
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Recreation and Sports
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Recreation and Sports The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Recreation and Sports
Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Recreation and Sports The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Recreation and Sports
blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Recreation and Sports "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Recreation and Sports
