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Flying Colours - Has for over ten years provided the screen print industry with colour separation solutions that work. Dedicating ourselves to the specialised area of colour separation for textiles, enabling the printer to get on with what he does best without the worry and hassle of having to produce successful separations in-house.
Printing and Graphic Machinery Ltd. - UK dealer in used and reconditioned Offset and Bookbinding machinery. Can remove or install machinery worldwide.
Rotaract Club of Bourne End and Cookham - Social and community action group for 18 to 29 year olds.
Forum Players - Amateur dramatic groupA putting on three plays each year including Panto. Always looking for new members.
ActualIT Limited - Supply network and application management tools for performance analysis, capacity planning, distributed application profiling, response-time prediction, troubleshooting and optimisation.
GMT Ltd - Gallery of designs of handmade metal and wooden furniture with accessories and specifications. Online ordering or contact form.
Bourne End Motor Company - Used cars and new imported vehicles. Profile, services, used car stock list, information about imports and used car stock list.
Bourne End Online - Information on local events, village history and businesses, with postcard server.
M R Salvage & Co. - Chartered accountants offering business advice and accountancy services for UK and international firms.
Hollands Farm - Bed and breakfast at working farm. Profile, facilities and tariff.
Bourne End Dental Practice - Cosmetic dentistry services. Features information on the practice, with team profiles and opening hours.
Mighty Media - Creative communications agency specialising in web design, e-learning solutions, interactive cd-rom design, new media and video production.
Agate Associates Chartered Management Accountants - Company, services and contact details.
Smile Makeover Dental Clinic - Cosmetic dentistry, specialising in porcelain veneers, tooth whitening and smile design.
St. Paul's Church of England Combined School - [Wooburn Green] School for children from 5 to 11 years old. Details of facilities, curriculum, OFSTED and school history, plus location and contact details.
Lillyfee Woodcarving & Design Studio - Specialists in woodcarving, restoration and conservation of furniture, architectural woodwork and sculptures. Portfolio of work, client list headed by HRH Queen Elizabeth II, diary of workshops plus contact details. [Wooburn Common]
Merlin Development Group - Training and development consultancy. Supporting businesses with human resource development consultancy, learning design and development workshops. Details of the business, their services and related news items plus location and contact information. [Wooburn Green]
One Office - Provides Strategix software, a web-enabled supply chain management system designed for mid-size and large organizations. Information on the company, product, services and solutions plus contact details.
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. -- Mark Twain You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. -- Olin Miller Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. -- Robert Orben Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins. -- Sioux Indian Prayer "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Bourne End We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what may To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of your life. -- Abbie M. Dale A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity. -- Albert Einstein Bourne End "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes time to get a dance right, to create something memorable. -- Fred Astaire "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Bourne End What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is plurality, death is uniformity. -- Octavio Paz "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -- Michel de Montaigne Bourne End There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's life I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox. -- Woody Allen "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) He who hesitates is a damned fool. - Mae West "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Bourne End "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack. -- Laundry instructions on a shirt "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Bourne End blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. -- Thornton Wilder There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. -- Steven Wright Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Bourne End To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. -- Lao Tzu The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist. -- Aaron Machado What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? -- Woody Allen Bourne End The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. -- Robert G. Ingersoll I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. -- George Bus "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) A friend is a gift you give yourself. -- Robert Louis Stevenson Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you. -- Satchel Paige Bourne End I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. -- Anonymous Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass. -- French Proverb There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse! -- Calvin Bourne End A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will. -- James Stephens No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first. -- Cesare Pavese Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ign Bourne End Imagination is the highest kite one can fly. -- Lauren Bacall How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincoln "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Bourne End Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. Rabbi Julius Gordon Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. -- Billy Sunday There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. -- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies. -- Groucho Marx Bourne End In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop hung We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we were sure, stifling it would be an evil still. -- John Stuart Mill Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. -- G. K. Chesterton Bourne End A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. -- Christopher Morley "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) >From error to error one discovers the entire truth. -- Sigmund Freud "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Bourne End "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders. -- Hal Abelson May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Bourne End "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. -- George bernard Shaw Bourne End Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. -- Bob Perelman I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things. -- Jilly Cooper Bourne End "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity. -- Albert Einstein The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without the sympathy of the community. -- William James "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Bourne End If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed -- Kate Halverson Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals. -- Cynthia Heimel Bourne End He that would have the fruit must climb the tree. -- Thomas Fuller, M.D. I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. -- Fran Lebowitz Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend." -- Anonymous The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -- Winston Churchill You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. -- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Bourne End "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." 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