Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
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-- Anonymous Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
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-- Johann Sebastian Bach Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Advertising and Marketing I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
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- A. J. Liebling After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
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-- Rich Little Advertising and Marketing
"To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Men have become the tools of their tools.
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- Albert Einstein Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
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-- Lynn Advertising and Marketing
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
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-- Margaret Fairless Barber "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Advertising and Marketing If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Advertising and Marketing
"If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
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-- Fran Lebowitz "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
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-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Advertising and Marketing Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
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-- Countess of Blessington Advertising and Marketing
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
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-- Rita Rudner Advertising and Marketing The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
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If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
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-- Albert Einstein And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
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-- Garry Trudeau Advertising and Marketing
"Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
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-- Brendon Behan What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Advertising and Marketing It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Advertising and Marketing
Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Advertising and Marketing "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
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Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
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-- Mae West Advertising and Marketing When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
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-- Molly Ivins You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Advertising and Marketing
Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
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- Clarence Darrow, It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
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-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
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didn' Advertising and Marketing "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Advertising and Marketing
A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
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-- Albert Einstein, attributed The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Advertising and Marketing Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
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-- Bertrand Russell Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
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-- Caroline Rhea Advertising and Marketing
