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-- Phyllis Diller It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Motoring We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Motoring
I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Motoring Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Motoring
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Motoring Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Motoring
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Motoring ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Motoring
No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Motoring When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Motoring
Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Motoring Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Motoring
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Motoring Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Motoring
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Motoring History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Motoring
America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Motoring An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Motoring
What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Motoring Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Motoring
"Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Motoring A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Motoring
