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Cheddington Village - Information about local organisations, businesses and events. Includes photos, noticeboard, weblog and forum.
Smart Office Solutions - Offers IT training, one to one tuition, support, troubleshooting, secretarial services, presentations and database development in Edlesborough.
Zoë Watt, Speech Therapist - Based in Edlesborough. Offers assessments and therapies for childhood communication disorders.
Cheddington Combined School - Co-educational facility for pupils from 5 to 11 years old. Details of organisation, curriculum and facilities, for parents, children and the community, link to location map and means of contact.
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one thing. -- Abraham Lincoln Grow old with me! The best is yet to be! -- Robert Browning Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay. -- Bill Stern Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age. -- Jeanne Moreau The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. -- Robert Frost Cheddington There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage -- Martin Luther Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. -- Dave Barry "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Cheddington Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. -- Oscar Wilde The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. -- Elizabeth Ashley There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. -- Robert Orben Cheddington "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration. -- D. H. Lawrence It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching. -- St. Francis of Assisi Cheddington Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted to The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. -- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Cheddington "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger. -- Eleanor Roosevelt Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. -- Stephen Leacock Cheddington Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. -- Vince Lombardi The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. -- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame. -- G. K. Chesterton Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture. -- Bertrand Russell Cheddington Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Cheddington "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's exciting to have a real crisis on your hands. -- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did. -- Anonymous There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. -- Jeremy S. Anderson I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers. -- Thoreau Cheddington The older one grows, the more one likes indecency. -- Virginia Woolf If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders. -- Hal Abelson It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being. -- Benjamin Disraeli Cheddington "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon. -- Jerry Olson I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his. -- Oscar Wilde Cheddington God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her. -- Benjamin Tillett "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's age. -- Modern Maturity Cheddington Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'. - Friedrich Nietzsche Guide to understanding a net.addict's day: Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet. Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet. Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. -- Henny Youngman "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men! -- Wedding Toast Cheddington "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. -- Anonymous Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. -- Karl Wallenda Cheddington Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous. -- Bill Moyers "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself. -- Francis Crawford If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one. -- Mother Teresa Cheddington "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen. -- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Cheddington Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food. -- Anonymous I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate. -- Dave Barry For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect. -- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. We do not remember days; we remember moments. -- Anonymous Cheddington Experience teaches only the teachable. -- Aldous Huxley Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. -- Rodney Dangerfield Cheddington I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. - A. J. Liebling We love because it's the only true adventure. -- Nikki Giovanni I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. -- Jonathan S. Haas Cheddington "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. -- P. J. O'Rourke Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Cheddington "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards. -- Benjamin Franklin Work expands to fill the time available. -- PARKINSON'S LAW Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it. -- Alvin Toffler "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Cheddington Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. -- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. -- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Cheddington
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