Bootleg Theatre Company - Amateur dramatic group who perform comedy and drama. Reviews, upcoming plays and box office number.
Chesham All Girls Band - A youth marching band, member of TYMBA. Offers links, pictures, events and contacts.
Chesham Folk Dance Club - Formed in 1988 following several years as an adult education class.
Chesham Musical Theatre Company - Amateur company performing musicals, Gilbert and Sullivan, light opera and old time music hall at least twice a year. Site includes a gallery of photos from past productions.
Coot - Unsigned acoustic rock band. Downloads, band history, lyrics and a messageboard.
Harlem Swing - 18-piece big band music group available for corporate or private functions and events.
Chesham Youth Theatre - Drama group for people between 11 and 18, serving the surrounding area. The group has weekly meetings, produces two main shows a year and also offers workshops and theatre trips. Details of present and past performances with contacts.
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