We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Vocational and Technical All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Vocational and Technical
It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Vocational and Technical Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Vocational and Technical
"Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Vocational and Technical When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone Vocational and Technical
Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Vocational and Technical We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Vocational and Technical
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Vocational and Technical Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Vocational and Technical
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Vocational and Technical Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Vocational and Technical
"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Vocational and Technical "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells Vocational and Technical
"From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Vocational and Technical I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Vocational and Technical
"The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Vocational and Technical The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier Vocational and Technical
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Vocational and Technical If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Vocational and Technical
"To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Vocational and Technical People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Vocational and Technical
