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Hanslope and District Historical Society - Stories and details from the history of Hanslope, and also offering fascinating phototours of the village and church.
1st Hanslope Scouts Group - Information on activites for Beavers, Cubs and Scouts, along with contact details and a kit list for camps.
Hanslope Cricket Club - [Hanslope] Local cricket, village league and friendly levels. Fixtures, results, averages, player profiles and location.
Hanslope Hornets - Local football club with many teams ranging from under 8's to under16's. Brief details about the club, their events, fees, trainers and means of contact.
Hanslope Wines - Supply of wines, spirits and beers to private and corporate customers, in and around the region. Short history of the business and proprietor, photos showing samples of the stock along with current price list and contact details.
Her Majesty's Government Communications Centre - Research, design, development and production of communications hardware and software for our government at home and overseas. A brief outline of the establishment and those that work there.
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing. -- Bernard Baruch It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should live honourably. -- Kant, Immanuel "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Hanslope Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. What is the answer? In that case, what is the question? -- Gertrude Stein, dying words "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Hanslope It is most unwise for people in love to marry. -- George Bernard Shaw "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Marriage is a rest period between romances. Hanslope May you never leave your marriage alive. "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I love you." -- Erich Fromm Hanslope blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem. -- John Galsworthy All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all other betrayals come. -- Cormac McCarthy Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. -- Aaron Levenstein "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Hanslope What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -- Crow "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did. -- Henry James Hanslope I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it. -- Virginia Woolf A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Man and wife make one fool. A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort. -- Sydney Smith Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. -- Oscar Wilde Hanslope Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate. -- Dave Barry If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who, doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a machi "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Hanslope A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. -- Fred Allen Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had never met defeat he would never have known any great victory. -- Orison Swett Marden The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay. -- Bill Stern My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there. -- INDIRA Hanslope Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. -- John Weitz, American Designer The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong. -- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Hanslope "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. -- Euripides Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. -- Helen Roland I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day. -- Vincent Van Gogh Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Hanslope Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. -- Semisonic, Closing Time >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory! -- General Douglas MacArthur One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if possible, speak a few reasonable words. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Hanslope Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall. -- David Chambless Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. -- Laurence J. Peter "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments. -- Rose Kennedy "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower." "Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!" -- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Hanslope If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. -- Albert Einstein You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it. -- W.S. Gilbert When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Hanslope Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few. -- George Bernard Shaw That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny. -- Gloria Vanderbilt Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. -- Gore Vidal Realism is a corruption of reality. -- Wallace Stevens Hanslope Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword. -- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long per Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. -- Red Buttons Hanslope "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. -- Aristotle Onassis Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. - Napoleon Bonaparte "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Hanslope When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Sir Winston Churchill Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Wernher Von Braun He who awaits much can expect little. -- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Hanslope "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we were sure, stifling it would be an evil still. -- John Stuart Mill I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces. -- Mark Twain There's too much blood in my caffeine system. -- Seen on a bumper sticker Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Hanslope "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward. -- Patricia Sampson Remember your dreams. -- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Hanslope There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. -- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Hanslope When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now comple If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor. -- Eleanor Roosevelt It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. -- Woody Allen Hanslope
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