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As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Hazlemere There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Hazlemere
The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Hazlemere Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Hazlemere
"Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Hazlemere Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Hazlemere
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Hazlemere This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Hazlemere
"Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Hazlemere Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Hazlemere
What's new? Most of my wife. Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Hazlemere The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Hazlemere
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Hazlemere A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Hazlemere
I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Hazlemere There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Hazlemere
For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Hazlemere Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Hazlemere
"Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Hazlemere Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Hazlemere
The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Hazlemere The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Hazlemere
