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-- Mark Twain In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
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Live truth instead of professing it.
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-- Aaron Machado Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Health I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Health
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
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-- George Bernard Shaw Health
"One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
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-- Oscar Wilde Health They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
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-- Oscar Wilde Health
There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
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- Art Buchwald Health Count your age with friends but not with years.
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- General Douglas MacArthur Health
"We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
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illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Health
"If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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-- Anon. Health All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Health
An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
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-- George H. Mead Health Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
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-- Senator Soaper Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
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-- Jules Renard Health
The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
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-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
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-- Michael Meissner Health People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
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>From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
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- Art Buchwald Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
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It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
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-- Oscar Wilde Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
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-- Abraham Lincoln Health "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
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