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Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Complementary and Alternative Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Complementary and Alternative
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Complementary and Alternative The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Complementary and Alternative
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Complementary and Alternative In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Complementary and Alternative
blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Complementary and Alternative The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Complementary and Alternative
The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Complementary and Alternative "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Complementary and Alternative
"I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Complementary and Alternative We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Complementary and Alternative
"The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Complementary and Alternative You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cćsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Complementary and Alternative
"It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Complementary and Alternative Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Complementary and Alternative
"Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Complementary and Alternative Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Complementary and Alternative
People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Complementary and Alternative I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Complementary and Alternative
Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Complementary and Alternative Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Complementary and Alternative
