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Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein High Wycombe Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters High Wycombe
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha High Wycombe The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor High Wycombe
"I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates High Wycombe The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin High Wycombe
"Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. High Wycombe The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton High Wycombe
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis High Wycombe "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) High Wycombe
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau High Wycombe The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) High Wycombe
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard High Wycombe If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
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In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker High Wycombe Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan High Wycombe
There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) High Wycombe When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings High Wycombe
blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald High Wycombe We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi High Wycombe
All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison High Wycombe Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland High Wycombe
