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A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Transport Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Transport
And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Transport Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Transport
"Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Transport The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea Transport
CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Transport "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Transport
blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Transport "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Transport
"Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Transport Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Transport
"Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Transport It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Transport
ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Transport The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Transport
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Transport "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Transport
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White Transport I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Transport
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Transport The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Transport
