Penn and Tylers Green - Village history, events, news and message board, including a business directory and local information.
Slade's Garage - Auto centre specialising in sales and service of high end used automobiles and motorcycles.
Penn MG - New and used MGB's and sports cars. provides photos and description of stock.
Penn and Tylers Green Community Website - The Residents Society sponsored site for the villages of Penn and Tylers Green showing up to date news and events together with articles and a meeting place.
Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Penn I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Penn
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Penn People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Penn
Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Penn He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Penn
Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Penn The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Penn
"Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Penn The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Penn
If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Penn In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Penn
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Penn Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Penn
This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Penn "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Penn
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Penn I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Penn
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Penn "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Penn
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Penn I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Penn
