Chiltern Forest Golf Club - Located outside Aylesbury, featurwes course details, membership information, contacts, and green fees.
Richings Park Golf & Country Club - 18-hole Par 70 Golf Course featuring 12 holes set in mature parkland and 6 newly created 'links-style' holes.
Woburn Golf & Country Club - Three of the highest quality championship golf courses for club golfers to play. The Dukes, Duchess and Marquess.
"It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Golf When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Golf
"I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
[text_end]
[text_start]
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Golf Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Golf
Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Golf Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Golf
You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Golf God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Golf
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Golf I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Golf
People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Golf The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Golf
Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Golf Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Golf
Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Golf Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
[text_start]
"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Golf
Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Golf "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Golf
"Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Golf If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Golf
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Golf There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Golf
