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The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Limousines and Shuttles "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Limousines and Shuttles
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Limousines and Shuttles Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Limousines and Shuttles
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Limousines and Shuttles Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin Limousines and Shuttles
I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Limousines and Shuttles The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon Limousines and Shuttles
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola Limousines and Shuttles I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Limousines and Shuttles
Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Limousines and Shuttles We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Limousines and Shuttles
Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Limousines and Shuttles The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Limousines and Shuttles
Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Limousines and Shuttles You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers Limousines and Shuttles
"... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H Limousines and Shuttles "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Limousines and Shuttles
"Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Limousines and Shuttles "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Limousines and Shuttles
Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Limousines and Shuttles Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Limousines and Shuttles
